If the Queen can't help me fix me shock absorbers?

Maybe she could do a job on me spark plugs like? They keep misfiring and bangin like. Its driving the neighbours mad. If I don't get them fixed soon I'm going to be evicted from me council house? Dats not funny. I think I'll leave de old banger round the back of the palace and give her a bell and let her get on with de work. What do ya tink?